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Personalized “My Happy Place” Bamboo Serving Tray

Americana

Personalized “My Happy Place” Bamboo Serving Tray

$49.99

Turn your favorite place into a lasting keepsake with this personalized laser engraved bamboo serving tray.

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1776-2026 Patriotic Bamboo Serving Tray

Americana

1776-2026 Patriotic Bamboo Serving Tray

$24.99

Celebrate 250 years of American history with this handcrafted laser engraved bamboo serving tray featuring a detailed bald eagle design and commemorative 1776–2026 artwork.

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250th Anniversary Slate Star Coaster Set

Americana

250th Anniversary Slate Star Coaster Set

$39.99

This is a limited - Edition Item, for a set of 4 Star shaped slate Coasters.

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1776-2026 Bamboo Cutting Board

Americana

1776-2026 Bamboo Cutting Board

$24.99

Celebrate 250 years of American history with this handcrafted laser engraved bamboo cutting board and serving tray featuring a detailed bald eagle design and commemorative 1776–2026 artwork.

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We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Cutting Board

Studio

We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Cutting Board

$19.99

This laser engraved bamboo cutting board features a hilarious shark-inspired design perfect for grilling, meal prep, BBQ nights, beach house kitchens, and movie lovers.

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Let Freedom Ring Coaster

Americana

Let Freedom Ring Coaster

$9.99

Celebrate American heritage with this engraved 4x4 ceramic tile coaster featuring the iconic Liberty Bell and vintage Americana styling.

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You Know You’re Sober When You No Longer Feel Lower Than Whale Shit Coaster

Sober

You Know You’re Sober When You No Longer Feel Lower Than Whale Shit Coaster

$7.99

Some recovery sayings are soft and inspirational.

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Zombie Hand Slate Coaster

Gothic

Zombie Hand Slate Coaster

$7.99

This laser engraved slate coaster features a detailed zombie hand clawing its way from the grave beneath a glowing full moon. Designed for horror fans, gothic décor lovers, Halloween collectors, and anyone whose aestheti

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Watch Your Fingers Cutting Board

Gothic

Watch Your Fingers Cutting Board

$22.99

This laser engraved bamboo cutting board features severed fingers, dripping horror-style artwork, and bold vintage typography perfect for horror fans, Halloween lovers, haunted house actors, and anyone with a dark sense of humor.

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I’m Obviously the Brains of This Operation Coaster

Gothic

I’m Obviously the Brains of This Operation Coaster

$7.99

“I’m Obviously the BRAINS of this operation.”

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Dark Long Island Cutting Board

Gothic

Dark Long Island Cutting Board

$22.99

Explore the darker side of Long Island.

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Happy Father’s Day Tumbler

Tumblers

Happy Father’s Day Tumbler

$24.99

Raised on hose water and neglect.

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Father’s Day Tumbler for Dad

Tumblers

Father’s Day Tumbler for Dad

$24.99

Little feet.

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250th Anniversary Patriotic Tumbler

Tumblers

250th Anniversary Patriotic Tumbler

$24.99

Celebrate 250 years of American history with this laser engraved patriotic tumbler featuring the Liberty Bell, vintage Americana artwork, and commemorative 1776–2026 styling.

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250th Anniversary Patriotic Charcuterie Board

Americana

250th Anniversary Patriotic Charcuterie Board

$59.99

Beautifully laser engraved hardwood serving board featuring the iconic Liberty Bell, waving American flags, and commemorative 1776–2026 artwork.

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Pre-Made LED Acrylic Edge-Lit Sign

LED Signs

Pre-Made LED Acrylic Edge-Lit Sign

$24.99

Bring your favorite design to life with a custom edge-lit acrylic LED sign.

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Custom LED Acrylic Edge-Lit Sign

Studio

Custom LED Acrylic Edge-Lit Sign

$32.99

Turn your ideas into a glowing custom acrylic LED sign.

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Brains & Test Subject Cutting Board Set

Gothic

Brains & Test Subject Cutting Board Set

$8.99

For the family member who runs the kitchen like a laboratory.

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Dracula Cutting Board

Gothic

Dracula Cutting Board

$8.99

like my steak rare… and my neighbors nervous.”

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Father’s Day Slate Coaster Set

Studio

Father’s Day Slate Coaster Set

$8.95

Celebrate Dad with a unique set of laser engraved natural slate coasters.

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Father’s Day Acacia Wood Coaster Set

Studio

Father’s Day Acacia Wood Coaster Set

$8.00

Celebrate Dad with this beautiful set of laser engraved Acacia wood coasters featuring six unique Father's Day designs.

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Powered by Coffee & Character Defects Coaster Set

Sober

Powered by Coffee & Character Defects Coaster Set

$8.00

Add a little dark humor to your morning routine with these handcrafted laser engraved Acacia wood coasters.

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Power of Christ Compels You to Make Soup Kitchen Set

Gothic

Power of Christ Compels You to Make Soup Kitchen Set

$8.99

The Power of Christ Compels You...

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Gothic Slate Coaster Set

Gothic

Gothic Slate Coaster Set

$8.95

Bring a little darkness to your coffee table.

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Elegant Gothic Witch Cutting Board

Gothic

Elegant Gothic Witch Cutting Board

$59.99

Wickedly Delicious.

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The shelf is on Etsy

Every piece in our shop is one we'd keep for ourselves.

Ready-to-ship keepsakes — gothic curios, sober milestones, Americana, and a few oddities — live in the Etsy shop. Reviews, photos, and the full inventory are over there.

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