The full catalog — 42 listings
Everything on the shelf,
in one place.
The same listings that live in our Etsy shop, mirrored here so you can filter by collection and by what the piece actually is. Checkout still happens on Etsy.
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Studio · Cutting Boards
Dark Long Island Cutting Board | Haunted Long Island Map | Horror Kitchen Decor | Long Island Gift | Laser Engraved Bamboo Board
Explore the darker side of Long Island.
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Studio · Recipe Holders
Personalized Recipe Book Holder | Custom Handwritten Recipe Stand | Memorial Kitchen Gift | Mom's Recipe Display | Bamboo Cookbook Stand
Preserve a Family Recipe Forever
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Sober · Coasters
You Know You’re Sober When You No Longer Feel Lower Than Whale Shit Coaster | Recovery Gift | Funny AA Slate Coaster
Some recovery sayings are soft and inspirational.
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Studio · Serving Trays
Long Island Serving Tray | Salt Air & Sandy Toes Acacia Wood Tray | Coastal Farmhouse Decor | Beach House Serving Tray | Long Island Gift
Long Island Salt Air & Sandy Toes Acacia Wood Serving Tray
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Americana · Serving Trays
250th Anniversary Patriotic Serving Tray | America 250 Liberty Bell Tray | 1776-2026 USA Engraved Wooden Tray | Fourth of July Decor
Celebrate 250 Years of American History
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Tumblers · Tumblers
Gen X Tumbler | Funny Gen X Gift | Raised on Hose Water Generation | Retro 80s Coffee Cup | Gen X Humor Travel Mug | Choose Your Design
Gen X Tumblers
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Studio · Cutting Boards
We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Cutting Board | Funny Shark Cutting Board | Laser Engraved Bamboo Board | BBQ Gift | Kitchen Decor
We’re gonna need a BIGGER cutting board.
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LED Signs · LED Signs
Pre-Made LED Acrylic Sign | Edge Lit Night Light | Personalized Gothic Decor | Horror Room Decor | Witchy Gift | Halloween Decor
Bring your favorite design to life with a custom edge-lit acrylic LED sign.
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LED Signs · LED Signs
Custom LED Acrylic Sign | Personalized Edge Lit Sign | Custom Name Sign | Logo Sign | Photo Engraved Night Light | Acrylic LED Decor
Turn your ideas into a glowing custom acrylic LED sign.
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Gothic · Cutting Boards
Funny Kitchen Cutting Board Set | Brains of This Operation | Test Subject | Kitchen Experiments | Nerdy Cooking Gift | Science Kitchen Decor
For the family member who runs the kitchen like a laboratory.
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Gothic · Cutting Boards
Dracula Cutting Board | Horror Charcuterie Board | Gothic Kitchen Decor | Steak Rare Vampire Board
like my steak rare… and my neighbors nervous.”
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Tumblers · Tumblers
Happy Father’s Day Tumbler | Raised on Hose Water & Neglect | Gen X Dad Gift | Funny Dad Tumbler | Laser Engraved Travel Mug
Raised on hose water and neglect.
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Studio · Coasters
Father's Day Slate Coaster Set | Laser Engraved Gift for Dad | Best Dad Ever Coasters | Man Myth Legend | Natural Slate Drink Coasters | Set
Celebrate Dad with a unique set of laser engraved natural slate coasters.
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Studio · Coasters
Father's Day Acacia Wood Coaster Set | Best Dad Ever Gift | Dad The Man The Myth The Legend | Laser Engraved Wooden Coasters | Gift for Dad
Celebrate Dad with this beautiful set of laser engraved Acacia wood coasters featuring six unique Father's Day designs.
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Gothic · Coasters
Funny Horror Acacia Wood Coaster Set | Powered by Coffee and Character Defects | Zombie Hand Coaster | Gothic Home Decor | Halloween Gift
Add a little dark humor to your morning routine with these handcrafted laser engraved Acacia wood coasters.
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Gothic · Kitchen Sets
The Power of Christ Compels You to Make Soup 3-Piece Kitchen Set | Funny Religious Kitchen Decor | Exorcist Inspired Cutting Boards | Family
The Power of Christ Compels You...
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Gothic · Coasters
Gothic Slate Coaster Set | Horror Coasters | Dark Humor Drink Coasters | Laser Engraved Slate | Goth Kitchen Decor | Halloween Gift
Bring a little darkness to your coffee table.
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Studio · Cutting Boards
Elegant Gothic Witch Cutting Board | Laser Engraved Wooden Serving Board | Witch Kitchen Decor | Halloween Kitchen Gift | Cottagecore Gothic
Wickedly Delicious.
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Americana · Tumblers
250th Anniversary Tumbler | Let Freedom Ring | Patriotic Travel Mug | 1776-2026 | America 250 | Laser Engraved Tumbler
Celebrate 250 years of American history with this laser engraved patriotic tumbler featuring the Liberty Bell, vintage Americana artwork, and commemorative 1776–2026 styling.
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Americana · Serving Trays
250th Anniversary Patriotic Charcuterie Board | Liberty Bell Serving Board | America 250 Decor | 1776–2026 Engraved Hardwood Board
250th Anniversary Patriotic Charcuterie Board | Liberty Bell Serving Board | America 250 Decor | 1776–2026 Engraved Hardwood Board
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Tumblers · Tumblers
Father’s Day Tumbler for Dad | Little Feet Big Memories | Grandpa Gift | Laser Engraved Black Tumbler
Little feet.
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Gothic · Cutting Boards
Watch Your Fingers Cutting Board | Horror Kitchen Decor | Spooky Bamboo Cutting Board | Halloween Gift
WATCH YOUR FINGERS.
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Gothic · Coasters
I’m Obviously the Brains of This Operation Coaster | Funny Slate Coaster | Nerd Gift | Office Gift | Brain Coaster | Laser Engraved Slate
“I’m Obviously the BRAINS of this operation.”
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Americana · Coasters
Let Freedom Ring Coaster | 4th of July Tile Coaster | Patriotic Decor | Liberty Bell Coaster | Americana Gift | 1776 Decor
LET FREEDOM RING
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Gothic · Coasters
Zombie Hand Slate Coaster | Gothic Horror Decor | Engraved Halloween Coaster | Spooky Barware | Horror Gift for Goth & Halloween Lovers
Bring the dead to your coffee table.
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Studio · Cutting Boards
Personalized “My Happy Place” Bamboo Serving Tray | Custom Vacation Town Cutting Board | Laser Engraved Beach House Gift
Turn your favorite place into a lasting keepsake with this personalized laser engraved bamboo serving tray.
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Studio · Serving Trays
1776-2026 Patriotic Bamboo Serving Tray | 250 Years of American Freedom | Laser Engraved Eagle Charcuterie Board
Celebrate 250 years of American history with this handcrafted laser engraved bamboo serving tray featuring a detailed bald eagle design and commemorative 1776–2026 artwork.
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Studio · Cutting Boards
1776-2026 Bamboo Cutting Board | 250 Years of American Freedom | Patriotic Serving Tray | Laser Engraved Americana Gift
Celebrate 250 years of American history with this handcrafted laser engraved bamboo cutting board and serving tray featuring a detailed bald eagle design and commemorative 1776–2026 artwork.
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Americana · Coasters
250th Anniversary Slate Star Coaster Set | 1776-2026 Patriotic Coasters | Laser Engraved Americana Decor | July 4th Gift
This is a limited - Edition Item, for a set of 4 Star shaped slate Coasters.
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Gothic · Coasters
Classic Horror Monster Wooden Coaster Set of 6 with Holder, Gothic Movie Monster Inspired Drink Coasters, Halloween Decor, Horror Fan Gift
Bring a little old-school horror to your coffee table — 6 engraved wooden coasters with classic monster artwork and a black metal holder.
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Americana · Serving Trays
America 250th Anniversary Serving Board, Engraved Nautical Charcuterie Board, 1776–2026 Patriotic Gift, Long Island Coastal Decor
Engraved wooden serving board with vintage nautical artwork — sailing ship, compass rose, lighthouse, Long Island map, Liberty Bell, and 1776–2026 commemorative design.
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Stools · Stools
Custom Engraved Wood Stool | Personalized Shop Stool | Garage Decor | Music Lover Gift
Personalized engraved wood stool — perfect for the shop, garage, studio, or man cave. Send us your design and we'll burn it in.
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Magnets · Magnets
AA Recovery Magnet | Alcoholics Anonymous Gift | Sober Gift | Inspirational Wooden Refrigerator Magnet | Handmade Recovery Decor
Celebrate recovery with beautifully laser engraved wooden magnets inspired by timeless recovery slogans and encouraging messages.
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Studio · Cutting Boards
BBQ Bamboo Cutting Board with Handles, Engraved BBQ Serving Tray, Grill Master Gift, Father’s Day BBQ Board, Smoker Gift, Low and Slow
Bring the BBQ right to the table with this engraved bamboo cutting board and serving tray.
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Gothic · Cutting Boards
Spirit Board Serving Tray | Laser Engraved Wooden Cutting board/Charcuterie Board | Gothic Serving Board | Occult Kitchen Decor
Invite a little mystery to your table.
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Magnets · Magnets
Funny Coffee Magnet | Laser Engraved Wood Coffee Magnet | Coffee Lover Gift | Refrigerator Magnet | Kitchen Decor | Made on Long Island
Start Your Morning with a Smile
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Gothic · Cutting Boards
Elegant Gothic Witch Acacia Cutting Board | Laser Engraved Wooden Serving Board | Witch Kitchen Decor | Halloween Kitchen Gift
Wickedly delicious — an apothecary witch engraved deep into acacia, built for serving and for haunting a shelf year-round.
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Gothic · Cutting Boards
Elegant Gothic Witch Cherry Cutting Board | Laser Engraved Wooden Serving Board | Witch Kitchen Decor | Halloween Kitchen Gift
Wickedly delicious — the apothecary witch design light-engraved into a warm ~18" x 12" cherry board for serving and display.
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Gothic · Cutting Boards
Elegant Gothic Witch Maple Cutting Board | Laser Engraved Wooden Serving Board | Witch Kitchen Decor | Halloween Kitchen Gift
Wickedly delicious — the apothecary witch deep-engraved into a JK Adams maple board built in Dorset, VT and guaranteed for life.
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Studio · Cutting Boards
Personalized Rose Engraved Cutting Board | Custom Family Name Gift | Wedding & Anniversary Gift | Housewarming Gift
Create a gift they'll use today and treasure for years to come.
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Gothic · Cutting Boards
Dark Long Island Premium Cherry Cutting Board | Haunted Long Island Map | Horror Kitchen Decor | Long Island Gift |
Explore the darker side of Long Island.
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Studio · Cutting Boards
Personalized Engraved Cutting Board | Custom Family Name Gift | Wedding & Housewarming Gift | Custom Charcuterie Board | Handmade in USA
Handcrafted just for you — personalized in our Long Island workshop.
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