Gothic
Funny Kitchen Cutting Board Set
$19.99
For the family member who runs the kitchen like a laboratory.
Hand-finished in our Long Island studio and laser engraved on quality materials, this piece brings a little dark humor — and a lot of craft — to your kitchen, bar cart, or shelf of curiosities. A favorite gift for horror fans, goths, witchy decorators, and anyone who likes their home decor with a wicked edge.
• Laser engraved by hand at Happy Soul Workshop
• Made-to-order in small batches
• Ships ready to gift
Search terms: gothic decor, horror gift, dark humor kitchen, Halloween gift, goth home decor.
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Common questions
Good to knowbefore you order.
- Where does this ship from and how long will it take?
- Every piece is made and shipped from our Long Island, New York studio. Ready-to-ship items typically leave within 3–5 business days; personalized pieces add 1–2 days for engraving.
- Can I personalize this piece with a name or date?
- Most listings include a personalization field at checkout on Etsy for names, dates, or short messages. For anything fully bespoke, use our Custom Orders form.
- Will the engraving fade or wash off?
- No — the design is burned into the wood or etched through the powder-coated finish on tumblers, so it never peels or fades with normal use and gentle hand washing.
- Do you accept returns or exchanges?
- Because every piece is made-to-order and often personalized, returns are handled case-by-case through Etsy. Reach out and we'll make it right if anything arrives less than perfect.
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Ready-to-ship keepsakes — gothic curios, sober milestones, Americana, and a few oddities — live in the Etsy shop. Reviews, photos, and the full inventory are over there.
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