Gothic
Horror Charcuterie Board, Dracula Vampire Cutting Board, Gothic Kitchen Decor, Halloween Hostess Gift, Engraved Wood Serving Tray
$59.95
Bring a little Transylvanian attitude to your next gathering. This laser engraved Dracula charcuterie board reads “I Like My Steak Rare and My Neighbors Nervous” — vintage vampire artwork, dark Victorian styling, and dramatic typography for horror fans, vampire lovers, and gothic kitchens. Great for charcuterie displays, Halloween entertaining, and horror movie nights. Choose Maple or Cherry, 11×17×3/4". Hand wash only; condition occasionally with food-safe mineral oil. Laser engraved on Long Island, NY.
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- horror lover gift
- halloween gift
- gothic home decor
- vampire board
- horror hostess gift
- engraved wood board
- spooky kitchen
- halloween serving
- vampire gift
- gothic kitchen decor
- dracula board
Common questions
Good to knowbefore you order.
- Where does this ship from and how long will it take?
- Every piece is made and shipped from our Long Island, New York studio. Ready-to-ship items typically leave within 3–5 business days; personalized pieces add 1–2 days for engraving.
- Can I personalize this piece with a name or date?
- Most listings include a personalization field at checkout on Etsy for names, dates, or short messages. For anything fully bespoke, use our Custom Orders form.
- Will the engraving fade or wash off?
- No — the design is burned into the wood or etched through the powder-coated finish on tumblers, so it never peels or fades with normal use and gentle hand washing.
- Do you accept returns or exchanges?
- Because every piece is made-to-order and often personalized, returns are handled case-by-case through Etsy. Reach out and we'll make it right if anything arrives less than perfect.
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