You Know You’re Sober When You No Longer Feel Lower Than Whale Shit Coaster | Recovery Gift | Funny AA Slate Coaster

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You Know You’re Sober When You No Longer Feel Lower Than Whale Shit Coaster

$7.99

Some recovery sayings are soft and inspirational. Recovery isn't always soft and inspirational. This piece leans into the honest, funny side of getting sober — the kind of humor that gets a real laugh in a meeting. Laser engraved by hand in our Long Island studio, it's a thoughtful sobriety anniversary, AA birthday, or sponsor-to-sponsee gift. • Engraved on quality slate / wood • Made-to-order in small batches • A great recovery gift, AA gift, or 12-step gift Search terms: sobriety gift, recovery gift, AA anniversary, funny sober gift, 12 step gift.
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Common questions

Good to knowbefore you order.

Where does this ship from and how long will it take?
Every piece is made and shipped from our Long Island, New York studio. Ready-to-ship items typically leave within 3–5 business days; personalized pieces add 1–2 days for engraving.
Can I personalize this piece with a name or date?
Most listings include a personalization field at checkout on Etsy for names, dates, or short messages. For anything fully bespoke, use our Custom Orders form.
Will the engraving fade or wash off?
No — the design is burned into the wood or etched through the powder-coated finish on tumblers, so it never peels or fades with normal use and gentle hand washing.
Do you accept returns or exchanges?
Because every piece is made-to-order and often personalized, returns are handled case-by-case through Etsy. Reach out and we'll make it right if anything arrives less than perfect.

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