A small shelf of
finished things.

For the family member who runs the kitchen like a laboratory.

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Laser engraved with “I Like My Steak Rare and My Neighbors Nervous” — vintage vampire artwork with dark Victorian styling. Available in Maple or Cherry, 11×17×3/4".

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Add a little dark humor to your morning routine with these handcrafted laser engraved Acacia wood coasters.

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A three-piece kitchen set for the horror-loving cook: dark-humor engraving on pieces you'll actually use, boxed and ready to hand over.

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A set of engraved slate coasters with a gothic streak — heavy, cool to the touch, and dark enough to hold their own on a black coffee table.

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Watch your fingers. A bamboo cutting board with a horror-movie warning engraved right where you'll be chopping.

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“I’m obviously the BRAINS of this operation.” An engraved slate coaster with a zombie-grade sense of humor — the kind of small gift that actually gets used.

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Bring the dead to your coffee table. A single engraved slate coaster with a zombie hand clawing its way up through the design.

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Bring a little old-school horror to your coffee table — 6 engraved wooden coasters with classic monster artwork and a black metal holder.

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Invite a little mystery to your table.

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Wickedly delicious — an apothecary witch engraved deep into acacia, built for serving and for haunting a shelf year-round.

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Wickedly delicious — the apothecary witch design light-engraved into a warm ~18" x 12" cherry board for serving and display.

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Wickedly delicious — the apothecary witch deep-engraved into a JK Adams maple board built in Dorset, VT and guaranteed for life.

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The darker side of Long Island, engraved on premium cherry — a haunted map of the Island on a board handsome enough to leave out on the counter.

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