Gothic
Power of Christ Soup Cutting Board
From $37.95
The Power of Christ Compels You... To Make Soup. A laser-engraved cutting board for the cook with a sense of humor, and for anyone whose family recipes have survived generations of questionable decisions.
Choose your wood and size on Etsy:
• Maple, cherry, bamboo, or walnut
• 10" x 16" arched, 10.5" x 16" with handle, 11" x 17", or 12" x 18" — every board ¾" thick
• Deep laser engraving and a food-safe finish
• Hand wash only: no soaking, no dishwasher, and an occasional rub with food-safe mineral oil
Made to order and shipped from our Long Island studio. Each board is engraved individually, so grain and shading vary slightly from piece to piece.
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Buy on Etsy →Checkout, personalization, and shipping all happen on Etsy.
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Common questions
Good to knowbefore you order.
- Where does this ship from and how long will it take?
- Every piece is made and shipped from our Long Island, New York studio. Ready-to-ship items typically leave within 3–5 business days; personalized pieces add 1–2 days for engraving.
- Can I personalize this piece with a name or date?
- Most listings include a personalization field at checkout on Etsy for names, dates, or short messages. For anything fully bespoke, use our Custom Orders form.
- Will the engraving fade or wash off?
- No — the design is burned into the wood or etched through the powder-coated finish on tumblers, so it never peels or fades with normal use and gentle hand washing.
- Do you accept returns or exchanges?
- Because every piece is made-to-order and often personalized, returns are handled case-by-case through Etsy. Reach out and we'll make it right if anything arrives less than perfect.
The shelf is on Etsy
Every piece in our shop is one we'd keep for ourselves.
Ready-to-ship keepsakes — gothic curios, sober milestones, Americana, and a few oddities — live in the Etsy shop. Reviews, photos, and the full inventory are over there.
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